Life in the Land of the Ice and Snow
Infiltrating Sweden one cinnamon bun at a time
So there I am, sitting in a crowded subway surrounded by surly teenagers, when suddenly out of my pocket a little man from Minneapolis says, “Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life….” Those touch pads on the iphone don’t seem to work quite fast enough when you are … Read more
If I were to start a music blog, I think my first post would be about the theme song to Underdog (popular cartoon from 1964-73). I recently came across the song in an old t.v. theme song collection and it really stands out. This was back when people actually put some thought into theme songs … Read more
I once had a great idea for a talk show hosted by howler monkeys. Each week, there would be a new celebrity guest escorted into a room with a family of howler monkeys. That’s about as far as it goes. You don’t really need any other plan. Just let the cameras roll. Pure entertainment.
I don’t think anyone could listen to Bootsy Collins and be depressed. If only we could all be as cool as Bootsy. I hope my neighbors feel the same as the music is really rockin’ the whole apartment today. These dark Swedish winters need a bit more Bootsy.
I accidently started a horrible dinosaur movie for the kids. It’s poorness complete with a poorness soundtrack. Every dinosaur in the movie talks like a 5 year old girl. Why would dinosaurs sound like little girls? Dinosaurs should sound like scary screaming monsters and all they should be doing is eating each other. They can’t … Read more
I picked up the Swedish paper this morning and had to ask myself, why is there a train full of virgins going to Moscow? After careful reading I finally realized that the report was about a train’s virgin voyage to Moscow. News is more interesting when I mis-translate. Earlier in the week I was confused … Read more
I am usually very careful about the expressions I use around people who don’t have English as a first language, but I slipped up earlier this week. A woman was asking me about our new apartment building and I told her it was nice, but it’s so new that they haven’t worked out all the … Read more
In the Peter Pan movie, do you think they had to add in the part about the pixie dust after the first screening went wrong? First Peter Pan says, “All you need to fly is faith and trust…… oh, and a little bit of pixie dust!” Always feels like that part was added in later. … Read more
I’ve been trapped in the house for a week now. I’ve noticed when you don’t get outside, your world gets a bit smaller. Today I will entertain you with the very important issues in my life right now. Heather’s Soup Review: Now at the top of the soup list is Campbell’s Chicken Noodle. Unfortunately this … Read more
Spent some time at our local hospital this morning. When you walk in, the walls are plastered with flourescent orange papers announcing, “WE ARE OUT OF VACCINE!” I thought it was a bit excessive with signs posted every 3 feet. That didn’t stop the lady in front of me from taking a number and … Read more
One thing that makes television fun to watch over here is the way they translate the titles. There is a show on every evening listed as, “I Have Become Bitten.” I’ve never actually looked at the show but I think I should. It certainly sounds interesting. I wonder what it could be. Obviously someone is … Read more
Why doesn’t anyone remake Xanadu? Seems it’s about ready for a revival. Or did someone do that and I missed it somewhere?
7:30 – 8:30 am – Feed kids. Dress them in super arctic daycare gear. Realize 5 year old forgot to go to bathroom. Take off all super artic daycare gear and replace 5 minutes later. 8:45 am– Drop kids off at daycare. Carry empty purse so it looks like I’m going to work or somewhere … Read more