I’m gonna need more cannons

The big news in Sweden today is that the Crown Princess gave birth to a boy during the night. One of the coolest things about this is that when a new royal baby is born, they shoot the cannons! Yes, we have working cannons in Stockholm!

They’re going to shoot them at noon, which is in about an hour from now. I hope Stockholmers realize how fun it is to have cannons fire off for a nice reason. In Texas, we don’t really have any cannons in use, just a bunch of idiots with shotguns destroying road signs.

Canons just seem classier, right?