Quit putting me down, Google!

I make fresh corn on the cob in the microwave about once a month.  I have so many other things in my life to commit to memory, that I never bother to remember how long to microwave corn, so I always look it up on Google.  Little did I know, Google is getting tired of me looking up the same thing over and over again.  Maybe other people don’t notice these things, but I notice when Google’s giving me a little dig.  “You’ve visited this page 3 times.”  It really means, “Seriously? You’re going to visit it again?  It’s 3 – 4 minutes.  How hard can that be to remember?”  Yep, I know what you really mean, Google.