Advantages to having a 6-year old

1.  Always have a supply of screws and nails.

Mamma, do you need a nail?  I have 3 in my pocket that I found on the ground today!

2. Never a sleepy, dull moment in the house.

Mamma, I hid the kitchen timer somewhere in the house and you’ll never know when it’s going to go off.  HAHAHAHA!

3. Airport security is always a surprise.

Ma’am, did you know you have a giant metal pasta spoon in your carry-on?