Breakfast on Mondays…

….and breakfast on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, etc.  Basically any weekday when I need to get my kids up to catch the bus.

Amazingly, my youngest son always has some sort of ailment in which he cannot get out of bed (ailments do not apply to weekends).  Today his body was so heavy with gravity that he could not get up from the floor.  He dragged himself into the kitchen and claimed he was unable to pull himself up into his chair.  I placed his breakfast on the floor, but he was unable to eat it this way either because he could not lift his head.  Somehow when I turned my back, he pulled himself up on his chair.  Miracle cure!