Ok, this is my new top job on the Swedish unemployment site this week:
“Militärmusiker Hornist Vikariat Livgardets dragonmusikkår” which I would roughly translate to something like “Substitute military horn player for Life Guarding Dragon Band.”
YES PLEASE!
![dragonband](https://iceandsnow.se/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dragonband.jpg?w=300)