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  • Booze Cruise

    We took a short trip to Tallinn, Estonia this week on what some people call a “Booze cruise.” In Stockholm, there are several short trips you can take by ship […]

  • Another tale of Swedish trick-or-treat

    My son’s friend went trick-or-treating with his sister last weekend (because in Sweden, Halloween is 2 weeks for some reason). The Swedes are still learning how Halloween works, which leads […]

  • I’ve got a podcast!

    Much like my books, it’s about the funny things that happen as an expat living in Sweden. I interview a different fellow expat friend each week and we talk about […]

  • Where’s my balloon?

    Lots of people like to ask, “Hey, where’s my hoverboard?” in reference to what we thought our current lives would look like by the 2000s. I stumbled across an interesting […]

  • Thanks for the image, son.

    After eating a bit too much curry at lunch, my son had to spend a long time in the bathroom yesterday evening. When he finally came out, he said: “I […]

  • Cinnamon Bun Day

    It’s Cinnamon Bun Day in Sweden. Why do we celebrate? I don’t know. It’s so depressing heading toward winter so this is about all we have to look forward to […]

  • Another insulting job hoop to jump through

    When looking for jobs, I appreciate companies that can get to the point about what they want, ask for my résumé and a sample of my work and then an […]

  • Well, that’s a relief

    While looking through CNN headlines, I often notice articles sandwiched in between news of war and sickness, such as this one. Was this really a thing? Or was the reporter […]

  • Geography

    We decided to book a trip for the winter. I asked the kids where they wanted to go. One of my suggestions was Barcelona and the other was Greece. One […]

  • Italy observations

    As we rode through yet another small Italian town, my oldest son asked, “How come all of these towns have groups of old men just sitting around together all day? […]

  • How to defeat your kids on YouTube

    The kids and I have been having a contest on for who can create the most watched video on YouTube. I need to crush them with my amazing video that […]

  • Correspondence with my son

    Otherwise entitled “My son does not appreciate my humor.” My oldest son has been away at summer camp this week. We will be picking him up today so I sent […]

  • I need some air, take out an organ

    Always take a shower in the morning! You never know what the day will bring. Example, a lazy day last week turned into an overnight stay at the hospital and […]

  • It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

    I planned to bring both of my sons to the beach yesterday. I packed two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, because they’re cheap to make and I already had everything. […]

  • Please refrain from discussing my underwear

    Strangers are generally much more talkative in the U.S. than in Sweden. At times it can be nice to chat with someone. I might learn something new or come away […]

  • Sweden – your new beach destination!

    It’s HOT! Really hot! And you know it must be bad coming from someone who grew up in Texas and just got back from a vacation there. We’ve had a […]

  • Apple pie burger

    We were told to visit a popular burger place in East Texas that serves an Apple Pie Burger. I pictured a burger with an actual apple pie between the buns […]

  • Pickle juice craze

    I’m back from 3 weeks in the states with a confused stomach and many new food observations. Today is all about pickles. So pickle juice flavor is a thing in […]

  • Happy Swedish mother’s day

    Today is Swedish mother’s day and I got one present from my youngest son a day early when I picked him up yesterday afternoon. Mamma, I got you a present. […]