Coffee, tea or vodka?

There was a story in the paper today about someone who had modified a coffee machine in the Ukraine to serve Vodka.   Of course it’s been stopped now and the police are hunting for the person responsible.

My thoughts were, “If I don’t trust the coffee and milk that comes from the vending machine, why would I trust vending machine vodka?”  A fun idea and probably necessary for some office places, but just like coffee, people wouldn’t like the quality and would start bringing their own.  Which is also a fun idea.