The reason I’ve never gotten a pedicure is because the one time I tried to book one here, I accidently booked a “fotvård,” which is like foot care for people with problem feet. The girl came in and said, “your feet seem just fine. I don’t think you need this.” But I pretended I knew that and just told her to soften them up anyway.
Misreading words is also the reason I used conditioner for a month as shampoo and why I thought there was a huge wolf problem when there was actually a problem with the roads. I also thought everyone in Swedish news was being raped because I thought the word for violence was rape.