How I wish I could respond on Facebook:


I can’t share this. My daughter looks hideous.



Thank you for letting me know it’s the time of the year to block all football fans from my Facebook feed.


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Is she filling it with money? No? Not interested.

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But as for my son-in-law….. he must have been created in the deepest pits of hell. May he be kidnapped by rabid howler monkeys and forced to live off grubs in the jungle. Maria, for the last time, get rid of that loser! He’s not welcome for Christmas!