Older than dirt gift

I’ve been looking around the Internet trying to find ideas of things I could make to give people for Christmas.  I’m sorry but this is the worst one I’ve found.

“Jar of dirt”  to mark ‘older than dirt’ occasions.  haha!

I’d be pretty angry if someone gave me a jar of dirt for my 40th birthday.  Filling it with Oreos might be slightly better, but honestly… what kind of horrible person gives you a jar of dirt?  It better be dirt from the island you’re taking me to on my birthday vacation!