While on a walk recently, a man walked up to us to ask if we knew that we were on an island inhabited by 7-ft tall cannibal ghosts. He then followed this by asking if we had money for a sandwich.
YES! For a story like that, I’ll give you money for a sandwich AND a drink! (Not too much money though – gotta keep him thin so he doesn’t arouse suspicion from the cannibal ghosts.)