So I went to the bank last week to deposit some money.  Turns out you can no longer deposit money at the bank.  Here’s how our bank has over the years:

5 years ago – Reduced everything to one office.

3 years ago – No more tellers.  Deposit and take out money only in machines.

Now  – Machines are gone.  It’s just a giant room with cloth draped over the old tellers desks and over the old machines.  There’s just a receptionist sitting in the room.  I asked him where to deposit money.  He said to go to Forex (money exchange) or get another bank.

I’m pretty sure the bank has been reduced to some old guy sitting in a basement just building forts out of our cash.