Ok, I don’t actually want this gift, but I would consider buying it if I were forced to be a secret santa at the office for someone I hate. Feel free to use the idea on irritating relatives or co-workers.
This is an ant watch. It contains 5 LIVE ants! It doesn’t tell time, but how fun would it be to have someone ask you for the time when you could look at your watch and scream, “AHH!!! ANTS!!!” I might buy it just for that.