I like to go swimming at our local pool on Tuesday mornings. It’s a great time to go because that’s when the old folks have their water aerobics class. This leaves the swimming lane empty, plus I get to swim to music. When I get there, the music is great. “Fly me to the Moon” or some other relaxing melody. But I never get further than lap 3 or 4 when this awful Swedish viking danceband song “Blue Hawaii” starts up. WHY? WHY? WHY? It was all going so well until then.