Major panic in the office yesterday. The man who orders the coffee went on vacation. NOOOOO!!!! Our department was completely out of coffee.
There was a mild panic and traffic jam of people just staring at the coffee machine. Luckily the resourceful and sneaky American (me) came up with the brilliant idea of just taking the coffee from the department next door.
The day was saved. Flags were flying everywhere. A bald eagle flew in with a tear of joy.
Until next time, good office people! That’s what I came to this country for – to save the day and avert major disasters. You may pay me in chocolate.