As I was looking at my bottle of Listerine mouth wash yesterday, I noticed that the name “Listerine Flouride” has now been changed to “TEETH DEFENCE!” I used to just rinse my mouth peacefully before bedtime, but now when I rinse, I feel I’m sending an army to battle:
Go around to the left flank and attack that incisor! Quick troops – to the front and the canines! NO! Company 13 has been wiped out by the plaque offense! Retreat! Retreat! We will never forget.