This is what happens when the Swedish bowling alley attendant insists on typing in the players names themselves before you get your lane.
For those who don’t know, my name is Heather.
Hello. My name is Hedvig. You typed my name wrong. Prepare to bowl.
Bonnie Hedvig doesn’t have the same ring to it.
As a postman I used to deliver to a cafe that did all day breakfasts. It was called Gutbusters, but they were always getting letters for Ghostbusters 😂