Looking through job ads today. I was very intrigued by the ad for someone to organize umbrellas. What a great job! I wonder who you organize the umbrellas for? Is this about those people I always see when it rains trying to sell umbrellas? Where do they come from anyway? What do they do on sunny days? I could do that job. I’d feel like a hero. Look to me fellow city dwellers! I shall protect you from this horrid rain! I have the answer to all of your problems!
But then I found out that “umbrella” is some new internet term. What a disappointment. Considering sending an application anyway describing the 4 umbrellas I have at home and how well they are organized. You never know.