Sometimes when I sit on the subway with my headphones blasting music, I hear a mumble of the driver announcing something from the speakers. Everyone looks around and then we continue. By the time I take off my headphones the announcement is over.
It’s these times when I wonder what I missed :
“Ladies and gentlemen. All passengers exiting at the next station will receive pie.”
Or
“Fellow passengers, keep your eye out for Texans. They walk among us.”
You HAD to bring up the Texans. Now, I’m gonna have nightmares. Thanks a lot.