I like to go swimming at our local pool on Tuesday mornings.  It’s a great time to go because that’s when the old folks have their water aerobics class.  This leaves the swimming lane empty, plus I get to swim to music.  When I get there, the music is great.  “Fly me to the Moon” or some other relaxing melody.  But I never get further than lap 3 or 4 when this awful Swedish viking danceband song “Blue Hawaii” starts up.   WHY? WHY? WHY?  It was all going so well until then.