Looking through job ads today.  I was very intrigued by the ad for someone to organize umbrellas.  What a great job!  I wonder who you organize the umbrellas for?  Is this about those people I always see when it rains trying to sell umbrellas?  Where do they come from anyway?  What do they do on sunny days?  I could do that job.  I’d feel like a hero.  Look to me fellow city dwellers!  I shall protect you from this horrid rain!  I have the answer to all of your problems!

But then I found out that “umbrella” is some new internet term.  What a disappointment.  Considering sending an application anyway describing the 4 umbrellas I have at home and how well they are organized.  You never know.