Like a Boss

One of my friends is working at a company currently planning the annual Christmas party. She says that last week, the CEO of the company walked up to the woman in charge, annouced that he needed an animatronic reindeer with snow showering around it, and then walked away.

If I were the CEO of a company, this is totally what I would be like. I would never talk to anyone except to wander in once a week and request outrageous things.

“I’m going to need a marble fountain filled with cheese fondue.”

“I need the second season of ‘The Greatest American Hero” on Betamax!”

“I need a horse with a feathered hat by 5 o’clock.”

I would make a great CEO.