Ad in the paper – “Do you need an extra job?  Come work for us as a part-time pallbearer.”

I’m getting so desperate for a job that I considered this for a few minutes.  However, I bet for no reason they would require me to speak perfect Swedish.  Also, I’m a bit short.

I’ll give it a week and see if the ad is still there.  It would be an interesting profession to list on Facebook.