I saw a commercial for a “new” Nerf gun.  You know, the kind that shoots the foam darts?  You had that around when you were a kid, right?  Well they sell the exact same gun you remember, but now it’s “Zombie defense gun!”  I watched the commercial.  There is nothing zombie about this gun except for the “Z” on the side.  This is the same gun that probably used to be called the Space alien gun, the G.I.Joe gun, the Terminator gun, or whatever was popular at the time.  I think I’ll wait until next year when Werewolves are all the rage and get the Werewolf defense gun.