Problems with telekinetic children

There are so many things about raising children that people don’t tell you.   This was the argument between my 6 and 9 year old this morning:

6: Stop reading my mind!
9: I’ll stop reading yours when you stop reading mine!
6. I can read your mind all I want to!
9: Then I’ll read your mind too!

Me: Boys, stop reading each other’s minds and put on your coats.

I’m adding this to the list of strange arguments I spend my life moderating.  This list includes, “He touched my hair” and “I can’t wear my space shirt because everyone hates space.”

More to follow I’m sure.