Tag: parenting

• May 26, 2015Uncategorized

  Lazy dad

  Upon learning that Alexander the Great conquered Persia and Egypt before the age of 25, my youngest son said, “Ugh. Pappa’s already 41 and he doesn’t rule ANY countries.”

• January 13, 2014Uncategorized

  Problems with telekinetic children

  There are so many things about raising children that people don’t tell you.   This was the argument between my 6 and 9 year old this morning: 6: Stop reading my […]

• November 7, 2013Uncategorized

  And now… Advantages to having a 9 year old

  1. Always up-to-date on the latest novelty songs. Mamma, what does the fox say?  HAHAHAHA! 2. Learn lots of new medical facts. Did you know that you pee 5 deciliters […]

• October 23, 2013Uncategorized

  Adult vs. 6 year old

  Yesterday’s exchange with my 6 year old son explains why the kids are running late to school most days: Me:  Max, put your dishes in the dishwasher. Max:  I am […]