Stock Footage Man, you will die!

News from Swedish researchers today claim that tall people are more prone to developing cancer. All I could think of in this article was this poor tall man in the stock footage photo the paper chose to run with the story. How do you think he feels seeing his picture and a headline below that basically says he’s going to die of cancer? “I was just walking down the street, man!”

In other news, I may not be able to see over people’s heads at crowded concerts, but maybe I’ll at least outlive them!

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