Tag: kids

  • Oranges can’t fly. Who knew?

    My son forgot his fruit to take to school today.  When he and my husband left, I suddenly remembered and banged on the window to get their attention.  I threw […]

  • On the bus

    I was riding the bus when a group of daycare children came on with their teachers to sit in the rows behind me.  It was very interesting listening to the […]

  • Sock trouble

    I remember in high school, I had a writing class where we got the lesson – “describe how to make a peanut butter sandwich.” Most people probably got a form […]

  • Lucia day

    Today is St. Lucia day in Sweden.  I write about this every year.  It’s the holiday where girls wear lit candles on their head and many sad parents have to […]

  • The airport is a strange place.

    At least to a 6 year old. After going through security the other day, my 6 year old son spotted a man with a turban put something in his pocket.  […]

  • 6 yr olds should not have alarm clocks

    The 6 year old finally figured out his radio has an alarm.  He set it for 6:25 a.m. to “Ambulance.” Why on earth would the makers of this radio program […]

  • The first man on the moon

    My son has been studying space at school. Son: Who was the first man to walk on the moon? Me: Neil Armstrong. Son: You mean the musician with the trumpet?!!

  • The cleanest chesnuts in town

    With having little kids in Sweden, you wouldn’t believe the amount of chesnuts I end up washing in the laundry machine. At least I’m not in Texas.  My cousin ends […]

  • 5 minutes

    I’ve realized that time is measured in different ways when I talk to my kids., 5 minutes can mean two things when I talk to my sons: 1.  You can […]

  • Boys

    I realized today while asking my sons and their friends to help me with the groceries, is that the older the kids get, the more stuff they can do!  Now […]

  • Spotify recommendations

    I blame my kids for this nonsense.  I’m going to have to get them their own account.  This is getting way too embarassing:

  • Kids don’t want to be in your picture?

    Here’s how you solve that problem:

  • Kids’ reactions to Stockholm vs. Gothenburg

    Took a trip this past weekend to Gothenburg.  Comments from my children: 5-year old I want to go back to Sweden.  “This is Sweden.”  (mind blown) 8 -year old Gothenburg […]

  • Falukorv – or – How can you mess up sausage?

    Sausage.  How can anyone mess up a sausage?  This was always my belief until I moved to Sweden.  How do you mess it up?  Turn it into falukorv!  I’m not […]

  • Stereotypical kids

    I just realized that this past weekend, my kids ate meatballs for lunch, danced to Abba and watched the Swedish chef on YouTube.  I never noticed just how Swedish they […]

  • Old-fashioned

    A 10 year old girl asked to use my desk phone yesterday.  Here’s how it went: Girl: How do I dial? Me: Just dial direct.  You don’t need anything special […]

  • No one here but us chickens

    Leo has the chicken pox this week.  At the moment it is my turn to be home with him a couple of days.  Lucky for me, this is also the […]

  • More lovely pictures

    Speaking of pictures from books, this one is my husband’s favorite:

  • Bad Monkey

    I read a lot of children’s books to my kids and it’s always fun when you find interesting pictures in them.  Sometimes the illustrator likes to hide funny things in […]

  • Worst dinosaur movie ever

    I accidently started a horrible dinosaur movie for the kids. It’s poorness complete with a poorness soundtrack.  Every dinosaur in the movie talks like a 5 year old girl.  Why […]