Translated reviews of Italian houses

Like most Swedes, I’m spending my winter months planning our summer vacations.  I’ve been reading reviews on many of the places I’m interested in.  A new feature is an automatic translating system.  This makes some very funny reviews and responses from the owners.  Just some examples that have made me laugh today:

” You were the only ones who have stayed one night on the bridge of the dead.”

“Dear Lord, I am sorry it has not been happy in his living room.”

“GO and UNPLUG THE POWER FROM THE WHOLE WORLD”